Me: I just don’t understand how these random people get SO MANY notes on Tumblr.
Friend: Oh, well, it’s not that difficult. The most I’ve ever gotten is a couple thousand.
Me: A COUPLE thousand?
Friend: Sure. It was a GIF of me and my boyfriend kissing.
Me: *Sigh* Reeeeeaaaaaally?
I don’t have a boyfriend….soooo…